Holly Madison wants to take her placenta after she gives birth

Holly Madison is days away from giving birth, and she is wondering what she should do with her placenta afterwards. She took to her site and asked her readers for advice. This might sound gross, but I’m totally planning on having my placenta turned into pills I can take after giving birth. I heard it [...]
Get the full story from  Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Kanye West Wants At Least Six Kids With Kim Kardashian

Well, it’s a good thing Kim Kardashian has found some comfortable maternity pants, because if Kanye West has anything to do with it, she’ll need to wear them for at least 54 months of her life as she gives birth to the six children he wants. From Now: She hasn’t even given birth to his [...]
Get the full story from  The Evil Beet

‘Buffy The Vampire Slayer’ Star Mercedes McNab Gives Birth To A Baby Girl

Last May we learned the happy news that Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel star Mercedes McNab (who played the annoyingly loveable cheerleader-turned-vampire Harmony on both shows) got herself hitched to hubby Mark Henderson. Today we learn that Mercedes and Mark gave birth to a baby girl this week! This baby is the first for [...]
Get the full story from  Pink Is The New Blog

Marc Anthony Has a 21-Year-Old Girlfriend

Jennifer Lopez’s Casper Smart is 26 so naturally Marc Anthony has to find someone younger. And he did. Again. She’s 21-year-old Chloe Green who’s about three years younger than the model he was dating for a year, Shannon De Lima. Chloe’s dad, Topshop boss Sir Philip Green, is also a family friend. The pair, who ...
Get the full story from  The Blemish

Tori Spelling & Dean McDermott’s $300 Million Divorce

According to the latest issue of Star magazine, Tori Spelling and her husband Dean McDermott are getting a divorce! The tabloid reports that Dean is after Candy Spelling’s money, as well. Ha! Tori couldn’t even get her hands on Candy’s money, how does anyone think Dean could?!? According to the magazine, Tori has been catching Dean with two other women … Keep Reading 

[[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]] 
Get the full story from  Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas Secretly Split – Medical Issues?

Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas were the proverbial odd couple. They lived a glamorous life as two of Hollywood’s darlings, but unfortunately, as relationships sometimes tend to go, the two “secretly split last summer” – this according to an exclusive National Enquirer report. Who is to blame for this Hollywood power split? Did Douglas’ cancer battle and Zeta-Jones’ … Keep Reading 

[[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]] 
Get the full story from  Celebrity Dirty Laundry

But Doesn't Lindsay Lohan Always Smell Like Booze?

TMZ says that right after Lindsay Lohan crashed her Porsche into an 18-wheeler on PCH, police found a bottle of booze lying next to her car and one officer said the smell of alcohol was wafting out of her mouth. LieLo told the cops that she wasn't driving the Porsche, but a bunch of witnesses saw her driving and said she switched places with her assistant right after she butt fucked the 18-wheeler hard. The police didn't give LiLo a Breathalyzer test, because they knew it would explode if she blew into it and they didn't want to deal with broken equipment. They didn't give her a sobriety test at the time, because they thought she was a passenger and there's nothing illegal about being a drunk passenger. (If there was, I'd be on death row.) They also didn't give her a sobriety test, because they knew she'd fail and they'd waste their time by arresting her since nothing ever happens to her.

Before LiLo's dumb ass fired Shawn Holley without knowing it, Shawn was working on a plea deal in the case. After Shawn told LiLo that she'd rather suck off a lamprey than continue to be her lawyer, the plea deal was taken off of the table. But LiLo's new lawyer, that buffoon Mark Heller, is currently negotiating a new plea deal that'll keep her ass out of the clink. The Santa Monica Attorney is offering LiLo 60 days in rehab and community service in New York if she pleads no contest to lying to the cops about driving her Porsche. They also want LiLo to go to a bunch of AA meetings. Mark Heller and the SM Attorney are expected to make a deal today...maybe.

So to recap: this freckled piece of foreskin lint was most likely driving drunk and she lied to the cops, and she's still not going to jail. I used to think that coming out of White Oprah's snatch was a curse, but I guess it was a gift. You get to do whatever the hell you want.

And I bet that part of the deal is that the LAPD will have to give LiLo two bottles of vodka. One bottle of vodka is for the bottle of vodka she had to pour out on the side of the road when the cops showed up after she crashed her Porsche into that semi. The second bottle of vodka is for ruining her buzz by asking her a bunch of questions after she crashed her Porsche into that semi. I mean, can't the cops just let Lindsay Lohan drive drunk in peace! (Apparently, they can and they are.)

Get the full story from  Dlisted

Kate Hudson Shows Off Her Enviable Bikini Body In Miami

God bless those good genes, because they doing wonders for Kate Hudson‘s bikini body. The mother of two showed off her incredible figure poolside in Miami, where’s she’s on holiday while fiance Matt Bellamy performs with his band, Muse. How does Hudson stay fit? “I’m dancing, I do spinning sometimes, ride my bike,” she told [...] 
Get the full story from  A Socialite's Life

Jack Nicholson haunts a Jennifer Lawrence interview, JLaw has cutest reaction

Now that the Oscars are over, we’ve steadily moved into the backlash phase, and the feeling of wishing Anne Hathaway would go away for a few years is a given. Somehow though, people don’t feel the same way about Jennifer Lawrence. People just want more of her, and she’s already gone back to work. Yesterday, [...]
Get the full story from  Cele|bitchy

Wolverine Reveals Himself As A Hairy, Hot Gay Superhero In ‘X-Treme X-Men #9′

Last week we learned that Batwoman proposed to her comic book girlfriend in Batwoman #17 and today we’ve got some new gay comic book news to share. Wolverine, one of the most famous and most beloved members of Marvel Comics‘s X-Men series is revealed as a gay mutant superhero in X-Treme X-Men #9. Now, before [...]
Get the full story from  Pink Is The New Blog

Kristen Stewart was grumpy at the Oscars because ‘she has insecurities’ of course

Everybody is still talking about Kristen Stewart’s grumpy, greasy, grunty appearance at the Oscars. Everybody is still analyzing what went wrong, although I think they’re asking the wrong questions. Like, people are too focused on the issue of her limp and this “stepped on glass” story when we should be asking: why didn’t she just [...]
Get the full story from  Cele|bitchy

LeAnn Rimes wants you to know that she went to the Oscars too, you guys

LeAnn Rimes went to the Oscars TOO, you guys! No matter that no one got any photos of her at any of the Oscar parties or anything. No matter that the only photos of LeAnn in her Oscar gear are from her Twitter account. PAY ATTENTION!!! So, yes – these are a few photos of [...]
Get the full story from  Cele|bitchy

Nicki Minaj Spills On Lesbian Relationship With Rihanna

Nicki Minaj has revealed that she and singer Rihanna shared a little chemistry between each other back in 2011 when they start working together. According to the American Idol judge, while she was working on her debut album, Pink Friday, she was working on a song, titled Fly, which needed a hook from someone else, but no one could decide … Keep Reading 

[[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]] 
Get the full story from  Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Leonardo DiCaprio Hits On Oscar Winner Jennifer Lawrence At Awards Party?

Are you surprised? Oscar winner Jennifer Lawrence was the woman of the hour. She was gorgeous. She was funny. She was self-deprecating and managed to be the one who actually fell walking up the stairs to accept her award. It was awesome and she played it off beautifully. Of course Leonardo DiCaprio wanted a piece of that. He’s a massive … Keep Reading 

[[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]] 
Get the full story from  Celebrity Dirty Laundry

‘Twilight’ Actor Michael Welch Gets Divorced

Michael Welch, who played Mike Netwon in the first three Twilight movies, has gotten divorced from his wife Marissa Lefton, reports TMZ. Lefton is a former child actress — she played Annie at three years-old in Father of the Bride. The two were married in 2008, separated in December of 2011, and made the divorce official [...]
Get the full story from  The Evil Beet

Renee Zellweger Drunk Or Just Awkward At Oscars?

Was Renee Zellweger drunk last night at the Oscars? That seems to be the question everyone’s asking this morning and it pains my heart. I love me some Renee. She’s Bridget Jones. She’s an Oscar winner for Christ’s sakes! Why can’t she just keep her shit together for one night when she knows she has to present in front of … Keep Reading 

[[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]] 
Get the full story from  Celebrity Dirty Laundry

‘Oh, Beyonce,’ And Other Awesomeness In PITNB Reader Comments This Week

So this week was filled with awesomeness and madness and more madness. Beyoncé continued her takeover with the premiere of her HBO documentary, which was awesome… mainly because we saw more Blue Ivy in 5 minutes, than we’ve seen in the whole year of her life. Nice! Kelly Clarkson wrote the illest open letter ever, [...]
Get the full story from  Pink Is The New Blog

Mischa Barton Owes Over $90k

The perpetually dazed Mischa Barton is kind of screwed, as she owes over $90,000 she may not have, to ” a team of sober coaches.” Wait, what? TMZ explains, Mischa was ordered to pay Doctors’ Choice Nursing $95,000 back in 2011 for unspecified services rendered in 2009. Mischa failed to show up to court after the suit [...]
Get the full story from  The Evil Beet

Twilight Sweeps Razzies

The Oscars are tonight which means that the “winners” of the Golden Raspberry Awards, AKA, Razzies have been announced. The Razzies celebrate the best of the worst in film. Which explains why The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part II cleaned UP. This is the 33rd Annual Razzies. Sometimes the winning celebs are super cool and show [...]
Get the full story from  The Evil Beet

Brad Pitt Breakdown: Angelina Jolie’s Sex Demands Drive Him To Therapy

It was only a matter of time before Brad Pitt was going to crack under the pressure of life with Angelina Jolie and it looks like that time has finally come!  After nine years, six kids and through two active film careers Brad has finally had his version of a meltdown.  The movie star has been extremely overwhelmed for some … Keep Reading 

Jon Cryer and Ashton Kutcher got old looking!

Yesterday on Two and a Half Men we got to see what Ashton Kutcher would look like as a nerdy pimply faced teenager and at the end of the episode we even got a glimpse of Jon Cryer and him in Their 70′s Show. So do you like Ashton better as teen or a senior [...]
Get the full story from  Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Hayden Panettiere Covers Nylon March 2013

Hayden Panettiere gets fun and flirty on the March 2013 cover of Nylon magazine. In the mag, the "Nashville" star talks about moving to a new city for her TV show. 
Get the full story from  CelebNewsWire